Sweet Sixteen

The most fattening hazel nut
cake that I have ever eaten.

Layers and layers of cream.
*Burp*

Present from dear sis.
Guess what is it?

A book.

Inside the book.

What!?!? You gave me a toilet sign that says :
Please flush after use.

Cute right?


Aww...

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18 September 1992

Your date of conception was on or about 27 December 1991 which was a Friday.

You were born on a Friday
under the astrological sign Virgo.
Your Life path number is 3.

Your fortune cookie reads:
Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go!

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2448883.5.
The golden number for 1992 is 17.
The epact number for 1992 is 25.
The year 1992 was a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/4/1992 and ending 1/22/1993.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Bear; your plant is Violets.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Hathys, the third month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 20 Elul 5752.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 21 Elul 5752.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.19.7.19 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 19 tun 7 uinal 19 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Friday, 20 Rabi'u'l-Avval 1413 (1413-3-20).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 19 April 1992.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 26 April 1992.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 4 March 1992.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 7 June 1992.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 14 June 1992.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Monday, 28 September 1992.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Saturday, 18 April 1992.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 3 March 1992.

As of 9/18/2008 3:34:02 AM EDT
You are 16 years old.
You are 192 months old.
You are 835 weeks old.
You are 5,844 days old.
You are 140,259 hours old.
You are 8,415,574 minutes old.
You are 504,934,442 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Lance Armstrong (1971)	Jada Pinkett Smith (1971)	James Gandolfini (1961)
Frankie Avalon (1939)	Robert Blake (1933)	June Foray (1920)
Jack Warden (1920)	Greta Garbo (1905)	Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson (1905)

Top songs of 1992

End of the Road by Boyz II Men	Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot
Jump by Kris Kross	Save the Best for Last by Vanessa Williams
Baby-Baby-Baby by TLC	Tears In Heaven by Eric Clapton
My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) by En Vogue	Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers
All 4 Love by Color Me Badd	Just Another Day by Jon Secada

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 2.28727984344423 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

Your lucky day is Wednesday.
Your lucky number is 5.
Your ruling planet(s) is Mercury.
Your lucky dates are 5th, 14th, 23rd.
Your opposition sign is Pisces.
Your opposition number(s) is 3.

Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 365 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 17 candles.

Those 17 candles produce 17 BTUs,
or 4,284 calories of heat (that's only 4.2840 food Calories!) .
You can boil 1.94 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1992 there were approximately 4.1 million births in the US.
In 1992 the US population was approximately 248,709,873 people, 70.3 persons per square mile.
In 1992 in the US there were 2,362,000 marriages (9.2%) and 1,215,000 divorces (4.8%)
In 1992 in the US there were approximately 2,148,000 deaths (8.6 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1992 the population of Australia was approximately 17,581,284.
In 1992 there were approximately 264,151 births in Australia.
In 1992 in Australia there were approximately 114,752 marriages and 45,729 divorces.
In 1992 in Australia there were approximately 123,660 deaths.


Your birthstone is Sapphire

The Mystical properties of Sapphire

Though not meant to replace traditional medical treatment, Sapphire is used for clear thinking.

Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Agate, Moonstone, Lapis Lazuli

Your birth tree is

Lime Tree, the Doubt

Accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress and labour, tends to laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous, loyal.

There are 98 days till Christmas 2008!
There are 111 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waning gibbous.

Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever

LOL! Got this from HERE... Guaranteed to make your day~! =)

• When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." The company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant."

• Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing Sucks like an Electrolux."

• Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "Manure Stick."

• Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

• Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.

• When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the labels of what's inside, since many people can't read.

• Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

• Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken," was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

• When American Airlines wanted to advertise its new leather first class seats in the Mexican market, it translated its "Fly In Leather" campaign literally, which meant "Fly Naked" (vuela en cuero) in Spanish.

• An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I Saw the Potato" (la papa).

• The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are You Lactating?"

• General Motors had a very famous fiasco in trying to market the Nova car in Central and South America. "No va" in Spanish means, "It Doesn't Go".

• The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Kekoukela", meaning "Bite the Wax Tadpole" or "Female Horse Stuffed with Wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "kokoukole", translating into "Happiness in the Mouth."

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Photoshoot

I was SHOCKED when I received a call from Teacher Anne that I am supposed to go for a photo shoot because my testimonial about Teacher Melinda's class was good. Well, the problem is, this is just not an ordinary photo shoot. It's a PROFESSIONAL photo shoot taken by a :

1. PROFESSIONAL photographer
2. PROFESSIONAL make-up artist
3. PROFESSIONAL digital art guy

And I was like, "what..." (still blur). So I'm supposed to bring 3 sets of 'nice looking' clothing. It took me a LONG LONG time to dig out 'nice looking' clothing from my closet. And the day came...

1. So, the first thing would be being 'maked-up' by a make-up artist. (You should see the look on my face)
2. Next, the photographer picked the best clothes for us.
3. Photo shoot time~! I'm asked to pose here and there. I felt like a solid wooden stick. (I'm bad at posing)

• First pose - I'm supposed to pose with a book in my hand.
• Second pose - I'm supposed to sit on a chair while pretending to read that book.
• Third pose - I'm supposed to sit on the floor and read the book.
• Forth pose - Free style time~! Stand up and pose anything I like.
• Fifth pose - I like this the most because we get to take pictures with my other friends.
  

So after the photo shoot thing, we are supposed to go to Add Maths tuition with our make-up on our faces. Nah... I don't want to talk about it. *Hint hint* Maybe I will be posting some pictures IF I have a copy. =)

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P/S - This is just a FOR FUN post.
People like me who got nothing to do only post this type of post only.