HERE
1) Samy Velu on Pos Laju:
2) Samy said in a ceramah:
“Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini”. One pakcik asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?” and Samy glorious replied , "Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!”
3) Samy’s favorite quote on national television:
“Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”
4) During the water shortage crisis:
“Semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!”
5) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput:
“..marilah kita semua menderma dara..”
6) During the opening speech of various function:
“…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..” (actually is “saudara-saudari”)
7) At an opening ceremony:
“Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain”
8) Commenting about his modesty:
“Sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"
9) The one on TV when he is trying to say that he was ashamed, he said " Kemaluan saya besar "
10) On drugs," Jangan hisap dada "
And lastly do you know why our North-South Highway concessionaire is named PLUS?
PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy
1 comment:
Nice, I didn't know you are into politics. Haha, here's a little joke about Samy from me:
During the elections, a supporter of Samy asked :
Supporter: Samy, what wil you do to the people who won't vote for you?
Samy: I tell you, I will build a toll plaza in front of each of their houses.
Supporter: What if they are from Sungai Siput?
Samy: I will demolish whatever I freaking gave them, ungrateful wretches and degenerate them back into Siput! that'll teach them b*******.
Post a Comment